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ABUSE! 1.1 REGISTER.DOC
A B U S E !
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Shareware Version 1.1
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R E G I S T R A T I O N I N F O R M A T I O N
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Copyright 1993 by Dan M. Shaw
All Rights Reserved
Last updated: May 1993
This file contains important information regarding the registration
of ABUSE!, Shareware Version 1.1.
The author invites you to evaluate ABUSE! for a 30-day trial period.
This shareware version of ABUSE! is not a crippled or demo version,
but the complete working version of the program, plus a registration
reminder screen. If you wish to continue using ABUSE! after this
30-day trial period, you MUST make a registration payment of $15 to
Dan M. Shaw.
As a registered user, you will receive:
o The most current version of the ABUSE! program. We are
continually adding to the database and improving the program.
Registration ensures that users have the latest version.
o A printed manual.
o Free technical support.
o Good karma.
o Discounts on upgrades to ABUSE!
In addition, the Industrial Strength ABUSE! version is available
for $30. This version contains all the words and phrases that were
too offensive for the shareware version.
Please feel free to contact us if you have any questions, comments or
suggestions. We'd also like you to contribute colorful words and
phrases to the next version.
Registration Information Page 1 of 1
ABUSE! 1.1 ORDER FORM
Remit to: Dan M. Shaw Phone: (808) 533-7559
PO BOX 37418 CompuServe: [72407,1513]
Honolulu, HI 96837-0418 Internet:
U.S.A. 72407.1513@compuserve.com
YES!! Send me some ABUSE!
Registered ABUSE! Qty ____ @ $15 $_________
Latest version, same vocabulary
as shareware. No reminder screens.
Thanks for supporting the shareware
concept!
Industrial Strength ABUSE! Qty ____ @ $30 $_________
Latest version, vocabulary refers to
ethnicity, religion, sexual practices,
private parts and bodily functions.
Some people will find these references
EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. Please sign and
date the following statement:
"I hereby certify that I am an adult,
18 years of age or older, and have a
sense of humor."
Signed: ____________________________
Date: ____________________________
Hawaii residents add applicable sales tax: $_________
Shipping and handling, US/Canada: $4 per copy
All other countries: $8 per copy $_________
Total $_________
Payment by: ( ) Check (U.S. funds only, drawn on a U.S. bank)
Name: ____________________________________ Title: ________________
Company: _____________________________________________________________
Address: _____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
Day Phone: ________________________ Evening: ________________________
Disk format: ( ) 3.5" ( ) 5.25"
[Distr: SDN]
ABUSE! 1.1 Questionnaire
Please help me improve ABUSE! by answering a few questions:
Where did you get your shareware copy of ABUSE!? _____________________
______________________________________________________________________
Do you have any comments or suggestions to improve ABUSE!? ___________
______________________________________________________________________
Please insult the author with the most colorful and disgusting
language you can think of:
______________________________________________________________________
Aw, come on! You sound like Mother Teresa! If you can come up with
something really DISGUSTING or HILARIOUS, I'll include it in the next
release of ABUSE!
______________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________
[Distr: SDN]